“You know, it’s funny,” Vice President Joe Biden said. “Madame Speaker probably doesn’t want this publicized, but she has a secret BOTOX room inside the base of the Golden Gate Bridge. This way, in the event of a catastrophic shortage, she can still look like a 25-year old in an 85-year old’s body.”
The Veep also said the facility keeping Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s stock of botox was given a nick-name by Congress: Fort Botulism.
We know a lot of stuff on the internet isn’t true, but wanted you to know how the name "Fort Botulism" became associated with the Golden Gate Bridge. It is true, however, that the Vice President today spoke to 1,046 graduating cadets at the United States Air Force Academy.